039 - F. O. M. O. S Fear Of Missing Out Of Snacks

Picture if you will, a troupe of hardy adventurers geared in the sharpest armor, carrying secure packs of the most finely crafted weaponry- with minds tuned to one goal, one dream- one fight... They file out of their warship, ready to complete the...

Picture if you will, a troupe of hardy adventurers geared in the sharpest armor, carrying secure packs of the most finely crafted weaponry- with minds tuned to one goal, one dream- one fight...

They file out of their warship, ready to complete their mission. Prepared to finish this arcane task, having made peace with their gods and their clans. Serene in their readiness for the battle.

Marching silently ever onward to the- ...to the fried dough stand?

The time is NOW spaceheads! The Bastards and Clan Zarg have descended on Zarg Moon disguised as a dinky tour group, snapping up souvenirs and following a tiny little flag on a stick while they wave all their selfie sticks because THERE’S A CASTLE TO TAKE AND BY GOD, WE ARE DOING IT FOR THE ‘GRAM!

Episode Art by Richard Kimber-Bell

Midroll Links:

Goblets and Gays

Four Orbs

STARRING:

Even Mehl Amundsen as Herodotus Arthurion Mendolroth III

Taylor van Biljon as Cleo DeCap

Daniel Matthews as Dr Zafray

and

DM Dick Dynamite

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